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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 10:36:52 GMT
membership? like in paying us to post positive reviews? oh wait....no, us paying her to see her gorgeous tush?? I think it could draw a few more voyeuristic members here.... might not be a bad idea, actually.... (omg...what's a little bit scary about this thread is this is how I usually post! sooo clever of stu to give us what we love to do!)
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Post by Stumour on Apr 14, 2014 11:27:10 GMT
I once dated a lass wi a bit o a rump on her. Not saying it was big, but if she laid face down, ye could park a bike in it. A feckin Kawasaki 1300..... rear wheel at that. Have a pic as a bonus.
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Post by outcast on Apr 14, 2014 12:23:11 GMT
there once was a young girl from Norway who got her arse stuck in a doorway now you might think me unkind cause I kicked her behind but we were already late for a 4-way
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 21:10:06 GMT
^ brilliant...still giggling.
4-way stop signs! They have a few here and the tourists are just pitiful at taking turns to get through it.
Argh...tourist season'll be startin' up again real soon now with Easter sliding in this weekend!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 18:32:03 GMT
Father used to call tourists terrorists because so many exhibit bad behavior. This makes me over compensate when I visit other places. I wonder if that can be just as offensive.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 23:35:45 GMT
One can never be too kind, bug. xo
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Post by swannie on Apr 16, 2014 15:17:21 GMT
I can't imagine you causing offense to anyone Bug. Just not possible.
I have noticed that I am derailing the derail thread by not derailing and enjoying it. I think it's an authority issue but won't be working on that one...
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Post by Stumour on Apr 16, 2014 20:41:18 GMT
Derailleur gears can be a pain. Spent a few hours over the weekend fine tuning mine cos got hair trigger quick shift triple changers.
Bet THAT bit gets derailed rapid!
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Post by tizzahell on Apr 17, 2014 2:26:46 GMT
I think I forgot how to ride a bicycle
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Post by Stumour on Apr 17, 2014 3:12:01 GMT
Riding the bike in Glasgow has another meaning. Means having a shot on a ";ady" of loose morals and looser (if any) knickers mmmm.... knickerbocker glory...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 4:48:32 GMT
It's that drink called knickerbocker glory? It looks like a dessert.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 11:38:45 GMT
Riding the bike in Glasgow has another meaning. Means having a shot on a ";ady" of loose morals and looser (if any) knickers mmmm.... knickerbocker glory... That's cool, stu...you derailed your own post. Makes up for a couple there some of us forgot, so thanks for that! And to bug....I know what you mean, looks like a strawberry berry sundae with two cadbury flakes in it (yum!!!)...but it's the little paper umbrella I guess that gives it away... I have the most beautiful umbrella that was found at one of my jobs and left for a year or so in the lost and found...so I finally took it home with me when the job ended...(shhh).... Think I'll take a pic to show you all....it's even signed by Claude Monet himself!!
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Post by Stumour on Apr 17, 2014 11:43:29 GMT
It is a dessert, Bug. Layered ice creams n syrups n fruit n served wi a very long spoon. Here's my wee lass having a small one in a wee bowl shaped dish. REAL knickerbocker glories come in the tall, fluted glasses.
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Post by swannie on Apr 17, 2014 18:22:12 GMT
My mind is back to ice cream covered breasticles .....
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Post by tizzahell on Apr 17, 2014 21:12:40 GMT
I don't want to think about that!! Winter is barely over and, I am waiting for warmer temps.
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