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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 5:26:10 GMT
Here's one of mine. Back in high school my sister convinced me to take a friend's brother to the Tolo (girl ask boy dance). We had dinner before going to the dance and got into a lively debate. At the dance he hooked up with another of my sister's friends. Turns out I was just a way to get him there.
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Post by Stumour on Aug 26, 2015 7:18:51 GMT
hmmmm.... in school days. a lass had the hots for me (yeah, she had a guide dog) I gave in n went out wi her.... the sloppiest kisser ever... near drowned me ffs and actually stuck her tongue out when going in for a kiss.
Brilliant. The memory means I need therapy again. Thanks, @bug
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Post by Stumour on Aug 26, 2015 20:17:44 GMT
Worst date cost me an entire relationship. Nuff said.
2nd worst was gooseberry to Grey n Cob
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Post by cobtact on Aug 26, 2015 22:50:17 GMT
free throat exams...lmao ^^^^
every date of mine was the worst...and they are all still in my life like herpies....just sayin
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Post by Stumour on Aug 27, 2015 0:39:15 GMT
Managing to scratch by are ye, Cob?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 19:01:23 GMT
Not a real date, but my first online meet. He didn't have a picture and his email wasn't exciting, but I was new and decided to give him a chance. I should have listened to my instincts. He has a head that is too small for his body and his hands are prettier than mine, but the clincher was when I caught him at some lies.
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Post by tizzahell on Sept 9, 2015 20:06:23 GMT
I don't date... so no stories to tell.
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Post by swannie on Sept 9, 2015 20:59:36 GMT
Oh Christ what a question. There was the octopus. There was the alcoholic with the DTs . There was the smoking non smoker. There was the God's Gift to all women who got aggressive when he didn't get what he wanted from me. There was oops I forgot my wallet. There was the meat belching vegetarian. There was the stalker. There was the Buddhist with an ego the size of Russia. There was the 45 going closer to 60. There was the 6footer closer to 4.
There are more .... 10 yrs of on and off dating.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 13:17:16 GMT
Does anyone remember my worst date story from the POF Forums years ago that caused quite the uproar?
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Post by awesomejoe73 on Jun 19, 2019 14:20:27 GMT
NO
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 14:26:40 GMT
Does anyone remember my worst date story from the POF Forums years ago that caused quite the uproar? Do tell Mister P~
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 15:13:18 GMT
Does anyone remember my worst date story from the POF Forums years ago that caused quite the uproar? Do tell Mister P~ Ditto!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 20:05:08 GMT
I was about 17-18 years old. A friend had set me up a date with his girlfriend's friend. She was very good looking, looked like a prime Stevie Nicks. We went out on a double date one Saturday night, and we were traveling down a long road through a heavily wooded area.
The girls asked my friend to stop the car, and he did. They got out and wandered off into the woods. My friend and I had no idea what the hell was going on. They finally made their way back about 10-15 minutes later.
I asked my date what they were doing and why it took so long, and she replied "I had to take a shit."
I never spoke to her again.
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Post by pfif on Jun 19, 2019 20:36:47 GMT
We went camping with two women our age in 1988 or so; one was fine in the woods but the other one couldn't perform that body function in the woods and was miserable all weekend (we canoe camped on a sandbar, a bit upriver of where we parked the van).
I'm going with the one who can do that, personally.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 21:45:48 GMT
I was about 17-18 years old. A friend had set me up a date with his girlfriend's friend. She was very good looking, looked like a prime Stevie Nicks. We went out on a double date one Saturday night, and we were traveling down a long road through a heavily wooded area. The girls asked my friend to stop the car, and he did. They got out and wandered off into the woods. My friend and I had no idea what the hell was going on. They finally made their way back about 10-15 minutes later. I asked my date what they were doing and why it took so long, and she replied "I had to take a shit." I never spoke to her again. Several years ago, I took a long time in the restroom one time when I was on a first date with a new guy. We were at a restaurant. My contacts were bothering me, so I took them out, put in eye drops, and then put them back in again. After that, I had to touch up my eye make-up, which had smeared. The restroom was dark, and there was barely enough light to see what I was doing, so I must have been in there for at least 15 minutes. When I got back to the table where my date was waiting, he looked at me curiously and asked me if I took a shit! I laughed nervously and told him no, but I never went out with him again.
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