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Post by flamey on Jun 19, 2015 11:13:56 GMT
“What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”  Where you put the cucumber!!!!! |
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Post by Stumour on Jun 19, 2015 14:16:19 GMT
What's the difference between light and hard?
I can get to sleep with a light on.
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Post by flamey on Jun 19, 2015 16:34:00 GMT
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?  NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better |
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Post by flamey on Jun 19, 2015 17:45:59 GMT
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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Post by flamey on Jun 19, 2015 18:32:02 GMT
Do you think a camel ever looks at its foot and thinks oh fuck I have a vagina foot..
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Post by Stumour on Jun 20, 2015 20:42:51 GMT
TOILET TRAINING
Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the
big toilet like his daddy.
He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim.
Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream.
His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling.
He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles,
"K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better."
Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!"
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Post by Stumour on Jun 21, 2015 2:39:40 GMT
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pencil. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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