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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2019 0:20:00 GMT
Whether it was on a date or in pursuit of someone in a bar/club/wherever.
One of the funniest things ever said to me was back in 2012. A woman I was seeing at the time left my house early in the morning, and as she was pulling out of the driveway, she blew a kiss at me, then said "touche'!!", thinking she was saying "goodbye" in French.
The other happened just two weekends ago at a club. I saw a gorgeous Asian woman dressed in a full black bodysuit like Catwoman, so I walked by her as she was talking to a group of horndog men. She smiled and said hello as I walked by, but I didn't stop. I just said hello back. (I have a rule about not talking to women that are surrounded by men)
About half an hour later, I saw her at the bar alone and went to go to talk to her. I said "so, your entourage is gone, eh?" She replied "yes, but I'm ordering another one." (what dafuq?!)
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Post by cbgb77 on Sept 23, 2019 15:16:45 GMT
Maybe she ate them
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Post by cooldog65 on Sept 23, 2019 18:30:14 GMT
My story happened around 2003. I briefly dated somebody for just over 2 weeks and I paid for all dating related expenses which was about $225.
She had the gall to tell me I was cheap and that her last boyfriend took care of her better. I replied "If he was so great, where's he at today?"
My best shutdown ever!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2019 1:10:14 GMT
Maybe she ate them I'm thinking she had no idea what ''entourage" meant, and figured I was referring to her drink.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2019 1:11:58 GMT
My story happened around 2003. I briefly dated somebody for just over 2 weeks and I paid for all dating related expenses which was about $225.
She had the gall to tell me I was cheap and that her last boyfriend took care of her better. I replied "If he was so great, where's he at today?"
My best shutdown ever! hahaha, and she's probably the first to scream "I don't need no man!" from the mountain tops.
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Post by cooldog65 on Sept 25, 2019 13:59:05 GMT
^^^Let's not forget "I'm a strong independent woman!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2019 16:37:20 GMT
^^^^AH another woman bashing,men pay thread. JOY Adore you both but, shame on ya!!
Im sorry women you have dated and spent your hard earned money on have turned out to be not what you "paid for". Just remember that you dated them and no one held a gun in your face to pay or ask them out a second time. If you cant spot someone after your $$$$ by now, you never will, so accept thats either all you have to offer or you do not know what to look for in a woman.
Start being pickier with your brain about what type of woman you ask out.
Discuss dividing the bill before you go out.
If she says no, move on. If she just cant afford it then pick another venue.Get to know what caliber of woman you are dealing with.
It doesn't take someone with a PHD to know what each other is looking for.
Had a guy ask me if I shaved and gestured with his eyes at the top of my skirt. I got hundreds of em.... Had one make a huge production out of praying very loud in a restaurant then start talking like a homophobic and racist. Another delightful lunch.
I have oodles of them --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Im happy to see your edit and you learned to pick better cooldog.
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Post by cooldog65 on Sept 25, 2019 16:47:19 GMT
^^^This happened 16 years ago. I have learned from that experience. I'm definitely wiser and pickier now.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 14:25:28 GMT
Don't worry guys, there's a shortage of marriageable men according to this study. Or, well, men that are educated enough and earn enough for them. m.phys.org/news/2019-09-unmarried-women-shortages-partners-marriage.htmlRemember: Men are less than 40% of college graduates these days. Men are the majority of war deaths. 95+% of workplace fatalities are men. 3/4 of the homeless are men. Men are the majority of successful suicides. ...women are most effected.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 16:21:32 GMT
I’d only have a few examples because men are so erudite and articulate 😂
Off the top of my head two stand out ‘I don’t cook, I’m a man’ ‘You’ve never dated a black man?’ [no] ‘you’re technically still a virgin then’ (admittedly this was a chat-up line scenario)
Watch this space.....😂
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Post by Stumour on Sept 30, 2019 19:29:25 GMT
Erudite and and articulate? Pissin masel too much to put that in quotes, @moremoronic
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Post by Stumour on Sept 30, 2019 19:37:14 GMT
A wee tip, Roxy, don't go for a big, black dude. Had an interesting time in London last year. Broken ankle with sweeping the legs with the bonus of a few fuckin arseholes taken down.... one squealed for his mamma
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2019 19:51:10 GMT
^^^^AH another woman bashing,men pay thread. JOY Adore you both but, shame on ya!! Im sorry women you have dated and spent your hard earned money on have turned out to be not what you "paid for". Just remember that you dated them and no one held a gun in your face to pay or ask them out a second time. If you cant spot someone after your $$$$ by now, you never will, so accept thats either all you have to offer or you do not know what to look for in a woman. Start being pickier with your brain about what type of woman you ask out. Discuss dividing the bill before you go out. If she says no, move on. If she just cant afford it then pick another venue.Get to know what caliber of woman you are dealing with. It doesn't take someone with a PHD to know what each other is looking for. Had a guy ask me if I shaved and gestured with his eyes at the top of my skirt. I got hundreds of em.... Had one make a huge production out of praying very loud in a restaurant then start talking like a homophobic and racist. Another delightful lunch. I have oodles of them -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im happy to see your edit and you learned to pick better cooldog. This was open to everyone and intended only for "dumb things said". I never really have money issues when it comes to dating because it's as simple as dating women with their own money.
I hear no shortage of dumb things from men in the bars and clubs week after week. I see some of them regularly, and their dislikes, likes, thoughts and feelings change with every woman they approach, which is just pitiful. They're too spineless to disagree with a woman or have a difference in opinion and wonder why they're not getting anywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2019 3:06:25 GMT
Years ago, I was on a date with a new guy. We were walking through a crowded bar in a Mexican restaurant, and I was walking a little ahead of him.
When I turned around to say something to him, I saw him put his hand on another man's ass. This other man was walking past us in the opposite direction. When I confronted my date about what I saw, he said it was unintentional. Yeah, right.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2019 9:01:15 GMT
Years ago, I was on a date with a new guy. We were walking through a crowded bar in a Mexican restaurant, and I was walking a little ahead of him. When I turned around to say something to him, I saw him put his hand on another man's ass. This other man was walking past us in the opposite direction. When I confronted my date about what I saw, he said it was unintentional. Yeah, right. bahahaha. I can honestly say I have never unintentionally placed my hand on another man's ass. Ever.
How did the man he groped respond??
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