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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2013 9:26:29 GMT
Fun With Elements
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 15:50:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 16:13:20 GMT
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... ...unless you're in prison.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 21:22:16 GMT
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 17:58:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 2:31:36 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2013 3:00:36 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2013 13:09:55 GMT
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Post by cobtact on Oct 15, 2013 4:43:39 GMT
so...2 guys walked into a bar...... ...I said walked...that IS the joke...whatever I am off to bed at 10...haha
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 17:23:03 GMT
Here are some alternates on that line ....
lowbrow and even more lowbrow
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 0:27:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2013 20:07:49 GMT
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Post by Stumour on Nov 10, 2013 20:58:25 GMT
Li'l Jonny n his Da were at the park when they see 2 dogs humpin away... tongues lollin n lots o gruntin.... Jonny asks his Da what they're doin...
Da says "The one in front is blind n her friend is pushin her home"
A few days later, Jonny runs in screamin at his Da, "MUMMY IS GOING BLIND!!!!"
"But it's OK... Uncle Dave is pushing her home"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 5:56:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 22:41:33 GMT
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