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Post by hibbiejim on Feb 20, 2020 12:44:01 GMT
^^^ It's my face. Honest.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2020 16:55:36 GMT
I'm Charles Manson's love child.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2020 18:09:14 GMT
I have this( as Im pointing) wart..
( made myself laugh)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2020 23:31:36 GMT
Can't I sh!t in peace?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2020 22:20:21 GMT
Can't I *eat* in peace?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 17:32:14 GMT
Shouldnt you skip the bread?
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Post by cooldog65 on Mar 2, 2020 18:20:56 GMT
I never wash my hands!
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Post by cooldog65 on Mar 2, 2020 19:46:22 GMT
I've been a bad boy!
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Post by cooldog65 on Mar 2, 2020 19:48:11 GMT
I like my girls naughty!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 21:52:18 GMT
At the restaurant, meal arrives, date says 'Shall we pray?" and bows his head.
(sorry more than five words!)
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Post by cooldog65 on Mar 12, 2020 2:04:12 GMT
I snuck out of quarantine!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2020 20:39:56 GMT
Cough, cough (ragged breath) cough<<<
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2020 20:49:45 GMT
I have seventy toilet rolls
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2020 21:29:32 GMT
I'm hoarding SALT (as I surreptitiously tuck the restaurant salt cellar in my purse)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2020 22:38:27 GMT
Thou wantest WHAT?
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